This list of the 10 symptoms that may indicate chronic liberalism is one of the best things on the internet today.
1. If you believe that early snow and cold weather is a sign of Global Warming™…you may be a Liberal.2. If you believe that conservatives who support Ben Carson do so because conservatives hate blacks….you may be a Liberal.3. If you believe that Americans shouldn’t own guns, but think it’s okay to run guns to Mexican drug lords…you may be a liberal.4. If you believe that the TEA Party is bad because they could be violent, even though they’re not violent…you may be a Liberal.5. If you believe that the Occupy groups are good, despite their violence…you may be a Liberal.
6. If you believe that the solution to problems caused by government is more government…you may be a Liberal.7. If you believe that killing an unborn baby is fine, but executing a convicted murderer is immoral…you may be a Liberal.8. If you believe that Christians are evil for trying to impose their morality on you, but have no problem with the government forcing them to participate in same-sex weddings…you may be a Liberal.9. If you believe that racial diversity is a great thing but that Europeans coming to the Americas was a crime against humanity…you may be a Liberal.
Source:http://www.thefederalistpapers.org
If you believe it's your natural right to smoke marijuana, snort cocaine, and do a little meth, bath salts and Oxy every once in a while, and, you think working toward a better future for yourself, taking good care of the limited resources of your body and your mind are ideas only fascists embrace, you may be just a little out of touch.
ReplyDeleteLife is short and precious. And a lot of young Americans are wasting their lives with drugs.
http://vimeo.com/88546311
ReplyDelete"a lot of young Americans are wasting their lives with drugs" -- That may very well be true, but that would be a family problem, and none of the government's business.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who sees only nine symptoms in this list of ten symptoms? I guess we're supposed to add one of our own... "If you believe that the New York Times is a trustworthy source of information despite that fact of them constantly lying to you... you're definitely a liberal, and you're too chicken-shite to recognize the truth because ti might upset your comfortable, rose-colored view of the world, and your ridiculous political opinions might be revealed for the unrealistic fantasies that they are.
ReplyDeleteA family problem? Have you looked at the makeup of the American family recently? They're are a lot of doped-up losers out there who have kids and who think all dope should be legalized. There are parents giving their kids dope.
ReplyDeleteA big part of the problem is in American public universities, where dope is a government problem. States have failed to deal with dope on campus for fifty years. And we are reaping what was ignorantly sown. The stupid kids off at college are bringing the dope back home to their siblings and their neighbors. Round and round it goes.
The solution to the drug problem is to raise the fines for possession, expel drug-using students, and take away the drivers licenses of those who are convicted of possession.
If lawmakers make their state inhospitable to drug users and drug dealers, and they'll control the drug problems quite easily, and cost effectively.
But then, of course there are people like you who want to legalize drugs. This will solve some problem you have discovered, a problem bigger than the drug problem no doubt.
If you think that in the future when young people take their drivers education course, they're going to be taught how to smoke a joint while driving, because stoned drivers are safer drivers, like a lot of people who smoke dope and drive, you likely lost touch with reality.
ReplyDeleteStoned drivers are dangerous drivers. And drugs are for losers.
So you let the gov't decide which recreational drugs (alcohol is one) can be legal?
ReplyDeleteWhy are you so hung up on drugs?
"recreational drugs"???
ReplyDeleteWow. You've been sucking on the legalization teat just a bit too hard. I think your bong is clogged and your brain has imploded from the vacuum you have created suckling so hard.
Drugs are not done for recreation. Recreation is something you do with your kids. Drugs are done for a thrill, like playing Russian Roulette, or going out on Friday night looking for a gang fight with your guns and your knives. That's not recreation. It's stupidity.
The only recreation one gets from drugs is reading about all the insane things drug users are doing to themselves all over the country. Bath salts are sure popular among the legalize dope fantasy crowd. Maybe someone slipped you some bath salts in the last joint you smoked?
The bath salts crowd are on the fast track to insanity. Pot rots your brain for decades. Potheads should not be driving. They're dangerous on the roadways.
Did you know that the same people who buy and sell bath salts, methamphetamine, cocaine and heroin, are the same people who buy and sell marijuana? Yep. It's called the drug culture. And these people are losers.
Yep. Booze is a drug. Maybe you should write about the abuse of alcohol instead of advocating for more drugs for the alcoholics to abuse.